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	Stanwyck Manor Stanwyck Manor is ostensibly a novel series, by an unnamed author, that pairs a title character and member of the Stanwyck family with a peculiar item, or in a few cases, a strange animal, in a truly ridiculous and socially awkward situation. The adventures of the Stanwyck family in continuously salvaging their reputation, home, and fortune from an ongoing barrage of deep weirdness proved quite popular, leading to quite a few volumes. However, part of the joke is that only the titles exist. These were originally released in groups of 4, randomly selected, on the Fedi, with #36 and its explanation being in the final post. #1: Morgantown Stanwyck and the Cauldron of Calamity #2: Eusebius Stanwyck and the Horn of Reckoning #3: Clytemnestra Stanwyck and the Atomiser of Anarchy #4: Giuseppe Stanwyck and the Overbearing Orangutan #5: Millicent Stanwyck and the Peashooter of Perfidy #6: Kasimierz Stanwyck and the Egregious Elephant #7: Doughal Stanwyck and the Knotty Knapsack #8: Fauntleroy Stanwyck and the Glitter of Gloom #9: Violetta Stanwyck and the Fife of Foreboding #10: Willoughby Stanwyck and the Quiescing Quill #11: Iphegenia Stanwyck and the Aesclepian Aria #12: Yvgeny Stanwyck and the Catastrophic Cow #13: Flintworth Stanwyck and the Stiletto of Secrecy #14: Figaro Stanwyck and the Querulous Quail #15: Nathaniel Stanwyck and the Tormentuous Triptych #16: Reginald Stanwyck and the Preposterous Pram #17: Bartleby Stanwyck and the Chipmunk of Annihilation #18: Temperance Stanwyck and the Brooch of Betrayal #19: Carpathia Stanwyck and the Duck of Discovery #20: Ignacio Stanwyck and the Unsettling Umbrella #21: Oswaldo Stanwyck and the Salubrious Sideboard #22 Percival Stanwyck and the Drum of the Void #23: Zachariah Stanwyck and the Dumpster of Damnation (released in the US as "[...] the Derogatory Dumpster") #24: Horatio Stanwyck and the Spyglass of Spite #25: Joyeuse Stanwyck and the Startling Steamhammer #26: Mohendra Stanwyck and the Astonishing Assegai #27: Petunia Stanwyck and the Violet of Vengeance #28: Hortense Stanwyck and the Arrow of Ambiguity #29: Anastasia Stanwyck and the Bombastic Brick #30: Torvald Stanwyck and the Crepuscular Core #31: Eglantine Stanwyck and the Inkwell of Introspection #32: Horatio Stanwyck and the Yacht of Yearning #33: Octavius Stanwyck and the Tempestuous Tricycle #34: Mersada Stanwyck and the Vengeful Victrola #35: Rodrigo Stanwyck and the Armoire of Antipathy #36: (unfinished) Pertwilliby Stanwyck and the Harmonium of Discord Sadly, Pertwilliby Stanwyck and the Harmonium of Discord, which would have been #36, was left unfinished by the author's untimely demise. Given the circumstances surrounding the event, it was generally agreed between the publisher and the Fandom to not bring in another writer, and to leave the work unfinished.

Stanwyck Manor

Stanwyck Manor is ostensibly a novel series, by an unnamed author, that pairs a title character and member of the Stanwyck family with a peculiar item, or in a few cases, a strange animal, in a truly ridiculous and socially awkward situation. The adventures of the Stanwyck family in continuously salvaging their reputation, home, and fortune from an ongoing barrage of deep weirdness proved quite popular, leading to quite a few volumes. However, part of the joke is that only the titles exist.

These were originally released in groups of 4, randomly selected, on the Fedi, with #36 and its explanation being in the final post.

#1: Morgantown Stanwyck and the Cauldron of Calamity
#2: Eusebius Stanwyck and the Horn of Reckoning
#3: Clytemnestra Stanwyck and the Atomiser of Anarchy
#4: Giuseppe Stanwyck and the Overbearing Orangutan
#5: Millicent Stanwyck and the Peashooter of Perfidy
#6: Kasimierz Stanwyck and the Egregious Elephant
#7: Doughal Stanwyck and the Knotty Knapsack
#8: Fauntleroy Stanwyck and the Glitter of Gloom
#9: Violetta Stanwyck and the Fife of Foreboding
#10: Willoughby Stanwyck and the Quiescing Quill
#11: Iphegenia Stanwyck and the Aesclepian Aria
#12: Yvgeny Stanwyck and the Catastrophic Cow
#13: Flintworth Stanwyck and the Stiletto of Secrecy
#14: Figaro Stanwyck and the Querulous Quail
#15: Nathaniel Stanwyck and the Tormentuous Triptych
#16: Reginald Stanwyck and the Preposterous Pram
#17: Bartleby Stanwyck and the Chipmunk of Annihilation
#18: Temperance Stanwyck and the Brooch of Betrayal
#19: Carpathia Stanwyck and the Duck of Discovery
#20: Ignacio Stanwyck and the Unsettling Umbrella
#21: Oswaldo Stanwyck and the Salubrious Sideboard
#22 Percival Stanwyck and the Drum of the Void
#23: Zachariah Stanwyck and the Dumpster of Damnation (released in the US as "[...] the Derogatory Dumpster")
#24: Horatio Stanwyck and the Spyglass of Spite
#25: Joyeuse Stanwyck and the Startling Steamhammer
#26: Mohendra Stanwyck and the Astonishing Assegai
#27: Petunia Stanwyck and the Violet of Vengeance
#28: Hortense Stanwyck and the Arrow of Ambiguity
#29: Anastasia Stanwyck and the Bombastic Brick
#30: Torvald Stanwyck and the Crepuscular Core
#31: Eglantine Stanwyck and the Inkwell of Introspection
#32: Horatio Stanwyck and the Yacht of Yearning
#33: Octavius Stanwyck and the Tempestuous Tricycle
#34: Mersada Stanwyck and the Vengeful Victrola
#35: Rodrigo Stanwyck and the Armoire of Antipathy
#36: (unfinished) Pertwilliby Stanwyck and the Harmonium of Discord

Sadly, Pertwilliby Stanwyck and the Harmonium of Discord, which would have been #36, was left unfinished by the author's untimely demise. Given the circumstances surrounding the event, it was generally agreed between the publisher and the Fandom to not bring in another writer, and to leave the work unfinished.